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The Dissident - February 2007

Playstation 3

February 22nd 2007 08:18
Through some divine intervention I found myself invited to the media launch of the PS3 here in Sydney. I of course wasn't going to turn that down, even though I have no intention of ever purchasing one, or ever liking one, but free canapes, alcohol and new games did all the decision making for me.
Alas, it was a pretty damn good day.

The PS3 is pretty big for a console. It's bigger than the PS2 and the Xbox 360, but not by much. I've seen ads of it in silver, but all they had to show us was the black. Anyway. The controller is the normal standard PS controller but with a new button: the Playstation button. Functioning much like the Xbox button in the middle of the new wireless Xbox 360 controllers, the Playstation button will allow you to turn your PS3 on and off without actually getting off the couch (thus encouraging even MORE laziness, great). Anyway besides that it's also wireless, but you'd expect nothing less.


Moving on to the console itself. It can do a whole bunch of things - store music, photos, videos, surf the net, check email, connect to your mobile phone, to your fridge, vaccuum the carpet and feed the dog. Also, you can play games on it.
This part wasn't really surprising, since Sony had to live up to Microsoft and make the PS3 do everything the Xbox 360 can, so it has. No biggie. The only difference is that some of the games you can get on the PS3 are Blue-Ray, which means the graphics are unbelievable, but not unless you have a TV good enough to support it.

The new PS3 games is Sony's seller in this regard. We got a half-hour demonstration of 'Resistance: The Fall of Man' which is a first-person shooter along the lines of 'Gears of War'. The story is pretty much the same - men shooting aliens. Again, the graphics are amazing...the dude from the games studio explained about a whole lot of CPUs or CCUs or something doing a whole lot of things all at once and all that, but really, the game just looks stunning. It's got about 15 hours of gameplay, you can play online, co-op and of course versus mode. Seeing it for the first time reminded me of 'Half-Life 2' in terms of the physics of the game: you shoot a chair and it falls over, just like it would in real life. However, Half-Life 2 is better in this regard because after you play five minutes of 'Resistance: Fall of Man' and you start shooting things which shouldn't be shot (like a wooden chest of drawers) nothing happens. So much for game physics.


The other big one is 'Motor Storm', a racing game that uses motion sensitive play in the controllers. Which mean you don't have to press the right or left trigger to move, you just tilt the controller whichever way you want to go. The graphics in this are again, pretty great, and that plus the motion sensitive controller option makes racing through the desert on dirt bikes and trucks a whole lot of fun.

There's also a whole lot of other games Sony is releasing with the PS3 (like new Tekken, Sonic, etc) which are really just the same deal.

On the whole, at RRP of $999.95, the PS3 is not going to seem worth it for a lot of people. It's true the graphics are unmatched by any other console to date, but it seems like a lot of dosh for something you're only really ever going to use for gaming, despite what the Sony PR guy kept trying to tell us (you don't need ANYTHING else in the living room except your Sony TV and your new Sony PS3, how great is Sony, did I mention Sony is great?', etc.).

Anyway I'm not complaining. They had an orchestra there who played the intro to 'Final Fantasy XII' and something from the 'Shadow of the Colossus' soundtrack so I was happy. That and free beer.
















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Robot Parenting

February 15th 2007 04:53

My friend and I were sitting at MacDonald’s one day. We were talking and just watching the kids play in the playground when we witnessed some disturbing behaviour.
A few parents were calling their children to come and eat and the children were not answering and telling their parents ‘no’, with one boy (about 9 years old) even telling his mum to ‘shut up’ because he ‘wanted to keep playing’.

This of course made both my friend and I raise our eyebrows and we began talking about bad parenting and how it generally leads to bad behaviour in adults.
It's no secret that children develop their behavioural patterns early in life, before the age of 5 or so. Both Freud and Alfred Adler agreed that early childhood experiences are vital to a child’s development.

Anyway so say a kid grows up in a negative environment due to bad parenting – mum and dad always swearing, maybe beating each other up, alcoholism, discouragement, neglect, not feeding the intellectual and emotional needs that every child has. Then this kid is likely to be a reflection of his parents when he grows up (i.e displaying the same behaviour) and therefore be a bad parent himself, and so the cycle goes.

The problem of genes is not really a problem at all here, because while genes obviously play a role in a person's mental behaviour, that person's environment plays a bigger role if we're talking about the early stages of development (before the age of 5 years). So it's not your typical nature vs nurture debate. thing.

Now, if you were to take every 18-month old child and have it ‘raised’ by robots until the age of 5, you'd get generally less ignorant, violent and more intelligent adults. It's a work in progress but...there’s obviously a few things to go through.

1. The robots – I’m not talking primitive robots here but (since this is all in the future), but robots who have been specially designed for this purpose. They act as teachers and teach the kid everything – morals (just the basics) human interaction, brain growth and development, etc etc. – pretty much everything good parents teach their children in between those ages. It’s especially designed and programmed to do this, has its commands all set out, so there’s no room for doubt as to what it will be teaching the kid.
2. ‘Raised’ – I’m not talking about taking away the kid from his parents between the ages of 18 months and 5 years with no interaction. Because as we all know kids need emotional nurturing, which is obviously impossible with robots (no matter how advanced) and you don’t want a kid getting attached to robots anyway because that could lead to all sorts of psychological problems down the track. So, the robot is a teacher only – the parents still get to interact with their child etc but they’re obviously instructed not to teach him anything. Also, the kid cannot witness his parents interacting with each other in a negative way (yelling, screaming, etc) – need to think about how this will work a bit more.
3. After 4 years, when the kid’s got the behavioural pattern all worked out, hopefully well due to the robot’s teaching, he can go back to his normal life and develop his personality in whatever way he sees fit.


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My crappy laptop

February 14th 2007 03:57
WANTED: One gentle laptop with a passion for etiquette. No history of psychological disturbances. Must be cool and willing to adapt to change.

I have often wondered why we name things without first testing if they do what they say they do. For example, ‘laptop’ is a misnomer. If you’ve ever actually used one on your lap you would’ve noticed the device has clear potential to double as a portable frying pan (and possibly a radiator).
And you can’t blame its inventor, Thomas Kelly, because his model weighed 150 pounds, which makes it clear he never intended it for use outside a warehouse.
So if it proves smarter to use a laptop on a desk, and if laptops generally cost more than a computer and perform at a relatively slower pace, then why hasn’t anyone brought up the fact that it’s pointless owning one?
My first laptop was a short affair. It came without an instruction manual or a file detailing its history of psychosis, so I was taken entirely by surprise when two days into our acquaintance it started going “eek-eek-eek”.
Then it went “ugu-ugu-ugu”. Then the fan started blowing out really hot air and the mouse froze when I clicked on something. When I pressed the ‘on’ button it turned off and when I pressed the ‘off’ button it told me I had no new mail. I pressed ‘esc alt del’ and the screen began to flash. I tried to throw it out the window but it warned me that my battery was empty.
Desperate times call for desperate measures so I called on all the computer knowledge I’d gathered over my nerd-dating years. I ran the virus check. I ran a scan-disk. And just to be sure, I de-fragmented the hard-drive. But just like the Americans can’t figure out which side of the road to drive on, I can’t figure out how to use their software. Why is there still something wrong with my laptop when my laptop tells me there’s nothing wrong with it?
Time for professional advice you say.
Think again I say. My laptop came back from the servicing shop with a big note sticky-taped to its face – “Couldn’t find any problems.”
You'd think that a professional IT person would have noticed the large amount of anarchy my machine exercises each time it’s turned on. But then again they probably never got around to turning it on.
When I did however, it was having none of it. It probably heard me swearing at it under my breath. I pressed all the buttons, one by one, then all at once and then combinations. Finally, ‘on’ mixed with ‘F8’, ‘TAB’ and a dash of ‘Caps Lock’ did the trick.
A useless victory because none of the programs would open.
‘I’m filing for divorce’, I snapped at it, hitting it just below the keypad.
It hesitated, told me I had no new mail and blew a hot air fan movement before turning itself off.
I’ve been back with my PC for a month now and never been happier.






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The ethics of reading people's thoughts

February 12th 2007 05:53
Up until now, neuroethics was just the modest subcategory of bioethics concerned with neuroscience. However, both of those definitions look likely to change in the near future.

Essentially, neuroethics is about those aspects of neuroscience and neurotechnology that will have an effect on human life. As technologies advance, neuroethical problems are becoming increasingly evident today.

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End of DRM?

February 8th 2007 02:50
It’s a good day when record companies begin re-thinking their digital rights management (DRM) policy.
DRM is the technology that prevents the making of unlimited copies of digital files (songs, videos, film) – basically anyone who has tried to burn a CD to their iTunes and found it doesn’t work will have tasted DRM at its finest.

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The Fountain

February 7th 2007 03:57
It’s gotten a pretty bad rap so far, but Darren Aronofsky’s latest film The Fountain is not as flimsy as it seems.

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